who what why where when?

Why 'run don't walk'?  as i write this (pen to paper in the beginning) i want to be clear, this is NOT an 'i hate men' tirade, that would be too easy.  instead it's a comedic recap of stories - mine and others' who have been faced with the bad dates, relationships, etc.  these stories come from men and women alike. 

these bad relationships (for ease of explanation) were visible from miles away but we, the collective we, decide to ignore the signs, the smoke signals, the red flags, THE BURNING MESSAGES!  we refused to admit.  refused to face.  so these stories are various accounts to help you, the reader, identify the signs, much earlier than the rest of us.  you'll see signals and traits that are entirely too familiar to you - i hope you will listen this time.  you should also laugh, a lot, when you read these stories, because in the end they are really funny!

relish your all too fabulous life if none of this has happened to you and if it has, reminisce.  keep your eyes open so you'll know when to 'run don't walk' from an obviously bad situation, even if it's only obvious to someone else...listen!

now is not the time for selective memory or as i would call it 'labor memory'...you know, the memory mom's have when talking about their kids...'i love little johnny so much - blah blah blah' that they forget to tell you they were in labor for 900 hours and all of their insides came out with darling little johnny - ya, no more of THAT memory!!!!

now is the time to face your 'run don't walk' stories and like i said, if you don't have any, laugh at mine!

lx

disclaimer: yes, i will change names to protect the guilty ;-)